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Joke of the Day
"Exclamation points are cocaine for sentences!"
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"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"
"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."
"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"
"Sex makes my day But anal makes my hole weak"
"COP: Anything you say can and will be used against you-- ME: Handcuff keys COP (to his partner): Damn, this guy's good"
"If one quits quitting... Are they still a quitter?"
"Forgot my wallet at home & filled up at the gas station so I have to leave some collateral. Not leaving my phone there so 4 year old it is."
"Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!"