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Joke of the Day

"The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it."

"What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash."

"What can give you life, but also kill you? Your father..."

"If I text you first you are probably amazing."

"What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant? Goo goo gai pan!"

"A pop up blocker for coworkers who send you an email and immediately show up at your desk to ask if you got their email."

"If Apple made cars they would be Swedish. The car would be called the iKia."

"A 450lb man just hit on me... I tried to let him down as gently as possible... But I'm no forklift."

"A man walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says...... please fill in a punch line"

"What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers? The Samsung Note 7"