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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one."

"I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad. It's only relatively insulting."

"When are they going to bring slavery back? I am tired of looking for a job."

"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"

"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""

"An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog."

"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."

"A joke my father told me..."