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Joke of the Day
"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"
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"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"
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"Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints!"
"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
"is there a sadder metaphor of ur adulthood destroying ur childhood than the fact that to get to work evryday u hav to burn up dead dinosaurs"
"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."
"""Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.""-You, counting your lucky stars."