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Joke of the Day
"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."
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"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"""WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"" -upset marketing executive"
"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"
"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."
"my chemistry always told me ""if you're not part of the solution..... then you're part of the precipitate"""
"A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'"
"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."
"How is a pedophile similar to a tortoise? They both want to get there before the hare."
"I was diagnosed with ADHD last week. But my doctor sa"