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"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."
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"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."
"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"
"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."
"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."
"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."
"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"
"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."
"Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period? I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup."
"A message from a girl Received a messages from a girl, ""come quickly to me, there's nobody home."" I went. Indeed, there was no one."