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Joke of the Day

"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."

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"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""
"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"
"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."
"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"
"My dad says he hates surprises... So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane."
"Why can't black people swim? Because there is no water in Africa."
"what do you call gay paramedics? First-AIDS"
"I've been thinking about you...Owl night long."
"So a girl asked me if I was a tits or an ass man.. so I said, well my friends always tell me, ""You're an ass, man!"" Ba dum tiss."