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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ? Burns me up !"
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"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."
"How do you pay for incense? In cents"
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"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."
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"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""
"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"
"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"
"[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died"