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Joke of the Day

"Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors."

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"What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho? I'm Nacho Daddy."
"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"Roses are red Violeta are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I"
"a feminist, a man, and a dog walk into a bar the girl asks the guy, why does the dog have to be here? the man says: ""I thought you would get lonely, bitches gotta stick together"""
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"
"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."
"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."
"How do you tell which truck is the mail truck? It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day."