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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red Violeta are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I"
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"I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated."
"An impressed man and his friend. Man: ""'Wow, you're omniscient!"" Friend: ""What does that mean?"" Man: ""Nevermind."""
"Why are atoms so serious? Because they're no laughing matter."
"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("
"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"
"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."
"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."
"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."
"What do you call a Donald Trump protestor's favorite word game? Mad Libs."