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Joke of the Day

"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."

"I like my women like I like my government. No Bush."

"How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars."

"There Once Was A Poet Named Bates His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line."

"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"

"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"

"I have The World's Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front."

"A neutrino walks through a bar."

"A long time ago, I thought of a soda joke. I'd share it with you, but I'm afraid I think it'd fall flat."