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Joke of the Day

"a feminist, a man, and a dog walk into a bar the girl asks the guy, why does the dog have to be here? the man says: ""I thought you would get lonely, bitches gotta stick together"""

"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"

"Also, kids? Don't DM us pretending you are some school official cancelling school. Closings don't work like that. & we're not that dumb."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman... I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ""Where's the self-help section?"" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."

"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."

"The bar (Dad joke) First guy walks into a bar. Second guy walks into the same bar. Third guy ducks."

"When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again....."

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."