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Joke of the Day

"I love kids...But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!? I don't let people touch my new iPhone"

"You heard about the first woman to ever die of a marijuana overdose? She was giving Snoop Dogg a rim job and he farted."

"What position does the pig play in football? Loinback."

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."

"Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs? any male bird"

"After 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."

"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."

"""Don't get any ideas."" - Worn out light bulb"

"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"

"damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about"