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Joke of the Day

"Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs? any male bird"

"What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails"

"#IAmHonoredBy my 12 year old telling me he needs me. He wanted a new gadget of course but the thought was there."

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."

"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."

"I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving."

"A priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner when a 5 year old boy walks by. The priest says, ""Hey. Let's fuck that boy"". Replied the rabbi, ""out of what?""."

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes"

"Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes."