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Joke of the Day
"Why is slave trade illegal Because it's a black market."
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"My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside."
"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"
"""Knock knock"" If you hear knocking come from your screen then you definitely need to go and see an expert."
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. Edit: Holy *shit*! This blew up!"
"[nearing end of first date] Me: I'll give you a call later, OK? Her: *throws phone in river* I lost my phone."
"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."
"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"
"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."
"Roses are expensive... Violets are gay... Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day..."