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Joke of the Day
"It all changed when my girlfriend got pregnant.... My name, my address, my phone number..."
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"Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant? To give their kids a wide birth."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"
"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""
"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"
"When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry."
"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"
"How do you pronounce the ""Pao"" in ""Power'? [deleted]"
"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"
"Buddy: her boyfriend was killed? Me: Yeah, she said he was hung like a horse but I'm like, who even kills horses like that?"