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Joke of the Day

"i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad."

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"Me: You bought 6 bottles of carpet cleaning solution? Wife: Yes. Me: We have hard wood floors. Wife: I had a coupon that was expiring today!"

"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"

"I hope when they find the cure for cancer it's gluten free otherwise no thanks"

"What did the man say while holding a square clock? I'm holding Time Square!"

"ODE TO TWITTER Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder where you are, Twitter changed you to a heart, I don't think they're very smart"

"The comments are funnier than the jokes... ..."

"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"

"Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place? It's where all the pricks hang out."