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Joke of the Day

"i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad."

"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"

"What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan"

"What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room? MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home."

"What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won't find a Lambo in a landfill."

"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."

"What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say? Icy dead people!"

"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."