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Joke of the Day
"You know why I always use the lower urinal? The water's colder."
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"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"
"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."
"I'm at an age where I don't spring into action. I dead of winter into action."
"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."
"Common sense Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes"
"""Yes mam that'll be $1200"" ""Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?"" ""Ma'm, it's in your CD player"""
"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""
"Confucius said, man who sleep with itchy bum... ... wake up with smelly finger. BA DUM TSS~"