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Joke of the Day
"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide"
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"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""