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Joke of the Day

"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"

"That lazy moment when you start reading someone else's status and then realise its too long so you just like it."

"What do mysoginy and racism have in common? Black women."

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""

"Couldn't finish my plate of breakfast nachos, so now I'm furiously searching WebMD for what ails me."

"Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes."

"German humor... It's no laughing matter."