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Joke of the Day
"I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."
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"You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking"
"stadium announcer: ""STADIUM!"""
"Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore? This guy."
"Visiting grandma (nsfw) Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! ""Shut up and keep digging, boy."""
"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."
"May I talk to you about Jesus Christ? - how I get out of any situation"
"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."
"I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !"