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Joke of the Day

"I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."

"The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."

"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"

"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."

"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"

"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."

"Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves."

"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"

"Osama Bon Jovi"