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Joke of the Day
"I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."
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"They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug."
"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."
"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"
"""We need to talk"". Thought the caveman."
"Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder."
"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."
"How is using the Pirate Bay like hiring a prostitute? Only nerds brag about doing it"
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."