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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"
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"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."
"Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel."
"Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I'm very very sorry"
"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"
"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."
"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"
"Oh, you like Five Guys hamburgers more than In-N-Out? *unfollows *blocks *stews *hires assassin on Craigslist *unblocks to monitor situation"
"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""