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Joke of the Day
"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"
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"Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent"
"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"
"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"
"My sex life is like a Pontiac. I usually find it on the side of the road."
"I have a riddle for you. There are two doors, one leads to heaven, the other leads to hell. There are two guards, the guard to hell always tells a lie, and the guard to heaven is Shakira's hips."
"What's the best drug to have sex on? Birth control."
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""
"I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face."
"So it turns out that my girlfriend has been starring in amateur voyeurism porn videos. Boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out!"