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Joke of the Day

"I really dislike the ""N"" word... I don't even like saying vinegar."

"What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common? Both are measured in revolutions per minute."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"

"Knock knock Who's there? Bill bill Bill Bill. Worst fucking joke ever"

"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"

"Aw, crap, I just ate a silica gel pack. Why didn't I take seriously the ""Do Not Eat"" warning on it? It just looked so effin' delicious."

"Why was the lobster arrested? Because he was always pinching things."

"Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... I could have shoved it up my ass!"

"The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone."

"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"