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Joke of the Day

"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""

"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""

"Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day."

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla? my zipper!"

"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."

"What's purple-headed and makes women moan? Crib death."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"

"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"

"A baby seal walked into a club ..."