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Joke of the Day

"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."

"A hotel just offered me a job making beds. I think I'll turn them down."

"If a porn star takes a vacation, Do they consider it a leave of abstinence?"

"If you ever have to say ""just kidding,"" you're probably not very good at kidding and you should stop kidding"

"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."

"[painting a picture of the last supper] ""Who's that?"" ""Darth Vader."" ""Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?"" ""I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."""

"What is the friendliest kind of aircraft? A Hello-copter."

"Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends."

"Microsoft is like a stripper. They don't like you, but they act like they do so you can give them more money."

"""Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey. This is a bank."" ""Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."""