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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals? Because Noel."
Next Joke
"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because there is running shooting and stealing involved!"
"Are you afraid of the dark? Just sing the opening line to ""The Sound of Silence."" Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room."
"I have the attention span of a... Have I ever told you how much I like porn?"
"I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs."
"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."
"The ending of ""Romeo and Juliet"" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married."
"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."