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Joke of the Day
"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."
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"Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!"
"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""
"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."
"Called my mum to tell her I was stuck in a rut. She yells that life is tough, get on with it & hangs up. I'm now waiting on a tow truck."
"My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... She stayed over the weekend and I sent her a bill for $180,000."
"What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's"
"Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25... Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast"
"My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, ""Meow meow meow meow meow meow."" Dunno, think it's a little pretentious."
"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"