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Joke of the Day
"I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs."
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"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."
"Turned on TV and heard people talking about grinding, pumping & hole filling. Sadly, it was just CNN."
"YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET"
"Happy Mother's Day To all the guys and sperm bank who helped you get your gifts and brunch today"
"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but He probably hired Steve to help decorate the garden."
"Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?"
"Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric."
"What did Donald Trump say when he couldn't find his Viagra? The erection is rigged!"
"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."