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Joke of the Day
"My Drug Dealer I don't even care that my drug dealer's a woman. She's a real heroine."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"
"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"Woman: ""All men want from us is sex."" Man: ""We like to eat too"""
"My wife left me According to her, she is sick of me talking behind her back and pushing her around. In my defence, she's in a wheelchair."
"Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac"
"Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?"
"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"