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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"Dude yelled ""Fight me like a man"" at me, so I held him down and marginalized him for a thousand years."

"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"

"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."

"What do you do with spoiled fish food? Load it in the chum dumpster."

"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"

"Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie... ...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia."

"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""

"What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist."

"If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns... Always go for the juggler. . . . Credit: /u/CartoonsAreForKids"