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Joke of the Day
"What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party? If you're in, hymen!"
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"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"
"How do you piss off a Texan? Cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state!"
"Where does Daredevil sign contracts? On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt."
"What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!"
"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"
"What's 18 inches long and never gets used? Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech."
"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."
"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."
"*stops next to punks at red light* *stares them down, turns up The Walking Dead opening music* *light turns green, slowly accelerates*"