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Joke of the Day

"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"

"So I was at the bar the other night exchanging pleasantries with an attractive woman. She said she would like to read my palm... Okay! She takes my hand and asks... ""Do you come here often?"""

"How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes? If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes."

"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"

"Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there."

"First cannibal: Am I late for dinner? Second cannibal: Yes. Everyone's eaten."

"Why does Harlem have so many trees? Public transportation."

"I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find."

"US Naval Communications"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word unionized."