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Joke of the Day

"My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL"

"Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you"

"If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby."

"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee"

"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."

"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."

"Didja hear an LGBT singer just came out with a cover of that Santana Grammy-winner from a few years back? It's called ""Brooth"""

"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."

"What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in."