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Joke of the Day
"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."
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"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"
"I told my son if he doesn't step it up, I'm going to start living vicariously through someone else's kid."
"LPT How to beat morning wood I find my right hand does the job quite nicely."
"How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it."
"Murphy said to his daughter ""I want you home by eleven o'clock."" She said ""But Father I'm no longer a child!"" He said ""I know that's why I want you home by eleven."""
"Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light."
"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""
"[my laboratory] ME: I'VE DONE IT! MOUSE WITH EAR GROWING ON IT'S BACK: Holy crap keep it down."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? One is a super hero and the other is a simple command."