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Joke of the Day

"How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."

"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"

"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."

"Hey wanna hear a fat joke? [deleted]"

"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"

"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"

"What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!"