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Joke of the Day
"What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common? Neither of them can finish a play"
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"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""
"Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding? Because it cantaloupe."
"What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape."
"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"
"What do right-handed people hate most? [NSFW] Having to switch hands at the computer."
"I love how you can tell how slutty a girl is by the size of her hoop earrings."
"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."
"If you were a dinosaur what would you be? Dead"
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."