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Joke of the Day

"I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like ""don't be sad"" ""he's not worth it"" ""you deserve better""!"

"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"

"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."

"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"

"There's a cricket living outside my apartment. I'm all ""Cricket, it's winter, shouldn't you die?"" and he's all ""Chirp!"" and we laugh."

"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""

"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."

"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception."

"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"

"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."