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Joke of the Day
"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put parking meters on the roof"
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"Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1"
"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."
"What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side. No offense."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaahh ahhh cough cough"
"why is there no windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"
"Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? Cuz I wouldn't hit that."
"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"
"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."