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Joke of the Day

"What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping? A clean sheet."

"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"

"What is white and goes up? A stupid snowflake"

"Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted to wait in the wings."

"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."