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Joke of the Day
"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."
"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."
"I was walking downtown and saw a sign with a pig and a dog. It said ""why love one and eat the other?"" I thought to myself ""they have a point. I should start eating dogs."""
"What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature? Black Guy Pees."
"What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? Pencil-in."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."
"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"
"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""
"What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice"