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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink"
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"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."
"[Wildebeest being lowered Mission Impossible-style from a helicopter to graze the grasses of Buckingham Palace]"
"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."
"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."
"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."
"We are so fortunate not to live in China,,, they have to hide their posts in cookies."
"Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see in me, and the first thing I look for in you."
"I'm selling a parachute just as new, used only one time, didn't open once."
"My girlfriend just said, ""Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags."" I think she's kicking meeeowt."