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Joke of the Day
"Can I get a pina colada please. 'This is Starbucks' Sorry, can I have venti pina colada."
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"In my day a hand on my crotch was third base... now even a hand job is a foul ball!"
"If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?"
"What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)"
"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"
"What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Who cares? It's a relephant."
"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up"
"I have an outstanding warrant for loitering. *I don't know why my brain thought this was the funniest joke to replay during my sleep this morning but it made me wake up giggling."
"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"