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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to."
"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."
"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"
"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""
"what is hhe hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"
"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."
"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."
"Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic."