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Joke of the Day

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""

"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"Chuck Norris can run up a flight of stairs backwards."

"What is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull? The bull has its horns in the front and the asshole in the back!"

"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"

"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."

"What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !"

"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."

"Two blondes walk into a building... Youd figure one of them would have noticed it."

"Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web."