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Joke of the Day

"Why is it when a house is haunted it's always a ghost from the 1700's? Imagine it being a ghost from 2007 screaming ""It's Britney Bitch"" at 3am"

"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."

"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"

"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"

"I read the following headline in the paper today: ""Woman Beats Off Attacker"""

"Why did the pirate date the mermaid? He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty."

"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."

"I once tried to pick up a lady with a sausage joke.. ..I don't think it could have gone any wurst"

"The driver & Police Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."