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Joke of the Day

"Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?"

"If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called ""Pasta,"" which I believe is Italian for ""Pizza."""

"Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements."

"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."

"What do you call a vampire ophthalmologist? Count Drocular"

"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"

"I've decided to get help with my drug habit. I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts."

"My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night... It's like a threesome but it didn't include me."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"

"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"