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Joke of the Day
"Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?"
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor."
"It's confusing when a girl is both beautiful and doesn't listen to terrible music."
"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""
"ok guys the gofundme I set up to hire a hitman to kill me is already at 3x its goal you can stop contributing"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"
"I need to stop lying about things I don't own. *Sent from my iPhone 17.*"
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, ""Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"""