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Joke of the Day

"The driver & Police Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion? No one cries when you cut up Pizza."

"I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... Apparently, its in-descent exposure."

"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator. EDIT: In regards to BattletardBlacknigga, I also heard this joke from my dad. Which was awkward but made it funnier in a weird way....."

"Did you know Helen Keller lived in a haunted house? Neither did she."

"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."

"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."

"Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7? She never let go, Jack."

"My girlfriend said we can have sex on days that start wit ""T""... ...Tomorrow."