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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crayon without any wax? A crayoff"
Next Joke
"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"
"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."
"*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound pictures* *logs off forever*"
"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"
"[job interview] ""So what would you say is your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm pretty bad at reading situations."" *tries to kiss interviewer*"
"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."
"What do you call a group of black people? A Orniggasation!"
"[3 days into dieting] *sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva*"
"""Opps"" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency."