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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of black people? A Orniggasation!"

"I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from"

"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"

"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."

"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"

"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."

"It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils"

"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"

"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."